Why Smart Guys think Bigfoot is Real

I have no clue, but I thought that was a good post title. Many years have I swatted mosquitoes and pinched loafs in the field looking for tracks, listening for wood knocks and sniffing for putrid stinks, other than mine, that are said to accompany these elusive man-beasts. Yet I have found nothing. Nothing!

Siberian Craters Evidence of Hollow Earth

Artist rendition of a crater in Colorado. Possible exit hole for Hollow Earth dwellers

Scientists have discovered four new craters in the Siberian Yamal Peninsula in northern Russia. The current theory is that methane gas is being released from the thick permafrost, which is melting due to global warming. Ha! We all know that global warming is a joke, no one is going to make me give up my …

Moon Hoaxes, Bases, and Stupid People

For best results read this post in the style of the late, great George Carlin. You know what pisses me off? Well, what really pisses me off is that half of the Triscuits are broken in the box when you open it, but that’s not my issue right now. What almost really pisses me off …

Drumming for Bigfoot

I was napping in my comfy chair next to the fireplace, here in my secluded cabin somewhere in the dense wilderness of northwestern PA, and woke abruptly when my smartphone went “b-bloop” on the table beside me. Glancing across the room I noted the time on my old wall clock, 10:45AM. It was the day …

Monster Energy Drink Satan Worship

In the 1980s and 90s a bogus rumor circulated that the Proctor & Gamble logo was designed to indicate the company‚Äôs allegience to satan and that the acting CEO was a satanist who donated a large portion of his profits to the Church of Satan. If you slightly stretch your imagination devil horns and an …

911 Calls Horror of Marysville Shooting

Okay, it has nothing to do with the paranormal, but it has everything to do with abnormal! But hey, what do I know? Maybe I’m the only person who thinks this is screwed up. Did you find this page because you thought you’d get to listen to “frantic” and “chilling” 911 calls of students and …

Amityville Horror Ad Nauseum

Holed up in an undisclosed location with my foot propped on a pillow after twisting my ankle chasing a Bigfoot off of my lawn, I cover surf Netflix TV Documentaries looking for maybe some UFO stuff, or other time-killing paranormal drivel that I may blog about. Instead I stumble upon two bowls of regurgitation on …