Moon Hoaxes, Bases, and Stupid People

For best results read this post in the style of the late, great George Carlin. You know what pisses me off? Well, what really pisses me off is that half of the Triscuits are broken in the box when you open it, but that’s not my issue right now. What almost really pisses me off …

Drumming for Bigfoot

I was napping in my comfy chair next to the fireplace, here in my secluded cabin somewhere in the dense wilderness of northwestern PA, and woke abruptly when my smartphone went “b-bloop” on the table beside me. Glancing across the room I noted the time on my old wall clock, 10:45AM. It was the day …

Monster Energy Drink Satan Worship

In the 1980s and 90s a bogus rumor circulated that the Proctor & Gamble logo was designed to indicate the company‚Äôs allegience to satan and that the acting CEO was a satanist who donated a large portion of his profits to the Church of Satan. If you slightly stretch your imagination devil horns and an …

911 Calls Horror of Marysville Shooting

Okay, it has nothing to do with the paranormal, but it has everything to do with abnormal! But hey, what do I know? Maybe I’m the only person who thinks this is screwed up. Did you find this page because you thought you’d get to listen to “frantic” and “chilling” 911 calls of students and …

Amityville Horror Ad Nauseum

Holed up in an undisclosed location with my foot propped on a pillow after twisting my ankle chasing a Bigfoot off of my lawn, I cover-surf Netflix TV Documentaries looking for some UFO stuff, or other paranormal drivel I might want to blog about. Instead I stumble upon two bowls of regurgitation of the Amityville …

Update on the State of the Strange

Still hearing that damned hum in my head, but it’s more toward the left side so I’m thinking it’s something with my ears, and not the subterranean tunnel construction rumbles emanating from some clandestine, mysterious underground base where a joint government/alien conspiracy is carrying out unthinkable lab experiments on abductees and breeding alien-human hybrids. I’m …

Mysterious Hum Heard in Eastern PA

My first experience with this strange, low frequency hum was sometime back in 2001 in New Jersey. I was in my first home, alone, sitting up in bed one night reading a book. It was very quiet, and I started noticing a very low droning noise. And I mean a very low hum not some …